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MY LOADOUT FOR A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

Posted by Joe27 - December 17th, 2013


AK-47 ;I will acquire this through an individual whom sells firearms

Any pistol of the USP series, Laser sight attachment ;See above

Small sword ;Acquired at my friend's house

Pocketknife/ Multi-tool ;See above

Crowbar ;local hardware store

TEAMMATES

Dante- Is local, and is very strong, an very smart. Understood biology comprehensively at 6'th grade. Owns a gun and swords. Has some martial arts training. Is enjoyable.

Allen- Is smart, but not that strong. Knowledge and ownership of guns. Experienced hunter. Evan- Best friend. Shares political views. Has some knowledge on firearms and owns some.

Kevin- Very well rounded, very charismatic. Does not own guns to my knowledge.

Hannah- Is intelligent and creative. Is my girlfriend. In case we need to repopulate. (If you catch my drift) hahaha jk.

Evan- Is best friend. Owns and has fired many different guns. Has some training. Has many zombie plans.

Tyler- Extensive knowledge on martial arts. Trains every day. Is very strong, and smart.

Locations: Either get to a hardware store, and then upgrade my home. (Reinforce doors, block windows, make small things. etc. After that, go to a prison. There are people with training there, who know how to handle firearms, that want freedom and survival. Team up with them. The prison makes it hard to get out, so it will be hard to get in. There are many weapons there, and the inmates will probably co-operate. If this fails, either go to the backcountry, where zombies will be rarely seen, and farm and hunt and survive.

Or, go to a warehouse. They often have private security companies, and you can acquire firearms this way. There will be forklifts and trucks, and sometimes cranes. Arrange the boxes so that they can block the doors, and that you will probably be set to survive for months, even years. The boxes sometimes have food, open some up with a crowbar. Also, arrange boxes such that there are multiple levels. I am a boy scout, I know all about surviving etc. I shot a gun before, that's it. A .22 rifle, and an 18 gauge shotgun. To stay fit, running, kettle bell exercises and stretching are a good combination. To kill a zombie, severely damage the brain. To stop a zombie, sever its head or shoot it in the spine. Or beat it down. I am somewhat physically fit, I'm no athlete, but I've had my fair share of epic win in the gym (if ya know what I'm sayin, and no that's not an innuendo.), and I basically have what it takes to survive any zombie apocalypse.


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