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Joe27
I'm gonna start coming back here more. What's up, my dudes?

Joe @Joe27

Age 25, Male

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Joe's Garage, Canoga Park

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Posted by Joe27 - December 24th, 2013


See title


Posted by Joe27 - December 22nd, 2013


I wont be able to post art or anything for a while.

Then, I will be posting several art pieces in about a week.


Posted by Joe27 - December 17th, 2013


AK-47 ;I will acquire this through an individual whom sells firearms

Any pistol of the USP series, Laser sight attachment ;See above

Small sword ;Acquired at my friend's house

Pocketknife/ Multi-tool ;See above

Crowbar ;local hardware store

TEAMMATES

Dante- Is local, and is very strong, an very smart. Understood biology comprehensively at 6'th grade. Owns a gun and swords. Has some martial arts training. Is enjoyable.

Allen- Is smart, but not that strong. Knowledge and ownership of guns. Experienced hunter. Evan- Best friend. Shares political views. Has some knowledge on firearms and owns some.

Kevin- Very well rounded, very charismatic. Does not own guns to my knowledge.

Hannah- Is intelligent and creative. Is my girlfriend. In case we need to repopulate. (If you catch my drift) hahaha jk.

Evan- Is best friend. Owns and has fired many different guns. Has some training. Has many zombie plans.

Tyler- Extensive knowledge on martial arts. Trains every day. Is very strong, and smart.

Locations: Either get to a hardware store, and then upgrade my home. (Reinforce doors, block windows, make small things. etc. After that, go to a prison. There are people with training there, who know how to handle firearms, that want freedom and survival. Team up with them. The prison makes it hard to get out, so it will be hard to get in. There are many weapons there, and the inmates will probably co-operate. If this fails, either go to the backcountry, where zombies will be rarely seen, and farm and hunt and survive.

Or, go to a warehouse. They often have private security companies, and you can acquire firearms this way. There will be forklifts and trucks, and sometimes cranes. Arrange the boxes so that they can block the doors, and that you will probably be set to survive for months, even years. The boxes sometimes have food, open some up with a crowbar. Also, arrange boxes such that there are multiple levels. I am a boy scout, I know all about surviving etc. I shot a gun before, that's it. A .22 rifle, and an 18 gauge shotgun. To stay fit, running, kettle bell exercises and stretching are a good combination. To kill a zombie, severely damage the brain. To stop a zombie, sever its head or shoot it in the spine. Or beat it down. I am somewhat physically fit, I'm no athlete, but I've had my fair share of epic win in the gym (if ya know what I'm sayin, and no that's not an innuendo.), and I basically have what it takes to survive any zombie apocalypse.


Posted by Joe27 - December 16th, 2013


Send me Your loadout, supplies, location, team, and strategy. Keep the loadouut realistic, and be sure to explain everything. Explain how you will assemble your team and their personal feats. Tell your plan for acquireing hardware, and any plan B's. Say many things that you know about stopping zombies, surviving in the wilderness, etc. Say things you know about firearm, zombies, fitness, etc. List some of your personal feats. When it is all said and done, i will tell you my own plan and give you my personal judgement.


Posted by Joe27 - December 12th, 2013


Where I was piloting a plane, and all the passengers were drunk, and insane.

We crash landed in the Louisiana swamps

Shot up a horde of zombies but we came out on top.


Posted by Joe27 - December 7th, 2013


For Joining the club.

I'm feelin' down today

I will soon explain why.

 

 

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Posted by Joe27 - December 3rd, 2013


That'd be greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat.


Posted by Joe27 - November 30th, 2013


I'm bored.


Posted by Joe27 - November 28th, 2013


Help me, I'm bored. Give me something to do.